Concerning free winning lottery tickets:

    You have just become the victim of a terminological inexactitude!  (That's what Britain's legendary WWII Prime Minister, Winston Churchill, called political lies.)  If you are over the age of fifteen, you should be ashamed of youself for still believing life presents any free lunches.  If you are under the age of fifteen, you should learn something from this, to wit: there is no such thing as a free lunch!*
    From now on, only read books from The Orphanage Press.  You will then know the truth of all things, and be considered an intellectual titan by all who subsequently benefit from your depth of knowledge and rapier-like wit.
Orphan Home

*(Translation for the youngsters: the term refers to the fact that nobody ever gives away anything.  Even if somebody buys your lunch, you will end up paying for it one way or another ... usually by having to listen to them.  So, if anything ever strikes you as being too good to be true, it probably isn't true.)