IS UTAH IN YUGOSLAVIA?

By Eric Blair (copyright May 15, 1999)

“Sewage Splatters Salt Lake Valley” said the Paul Foy AP piece linked on Drudge.  Here’s some more: “And it's no joke in
the Salt Lake Valley, where gobs of thick, raw sewage have fallen from the sky a dozen times since April 9, soiling as many
as seven houses at once.”

One’s first reaction, of course, is with respect to recent flight paths of Air Force One or Two.  Certainly, Ted Turner or
David Schumer could have flown over Salt Lake City in recent days.  Knowing what you might instantly suspect, I have
checked the travel logs of Peter Jennings, Tom Brokaw, Dan Rather, Eleanor Clift, Kokie Roberts and Barbra Streisand, but
none of them have been near this area in an aircraft for months.

That leaves NATO.

Careful research with CIA sources who wish to remain anonymous has brought out the following:  A fourteen year old Walla
Walla, Washington telephone book lists the Chinese Embassy address as being in Salt Lake City, which, according to
NATO  reference materials, is a suburb of Belgrade.

Putting two and two together, one comes up with the following.  When removing some of the nuclear warheads from the new
“smart” crossbreed tomahawk/cruise, or Tom Cruise, missiles, which is being done at an airbase in Italy, someone
accidentally must have screwed on chamber pots from the Il Travvitore hotel  instead of standard explosives.

This, when targeted by NATO mission experts, could be what has been landing in Utah.

One further note from the AP report suggest a technical alternative to this analysis:  “A biplane was spotted before one
attack, but federal agents said the tip didn't pan out.” So, someone may be tipping bedpans from an aircraft whose pilot is
bi-sexual.  And the federal government will not confirm it?  This is pure don’t ask, don’t tell.

 Most people are aware that we are running out of missles.   Clinton has said we will keep bombing.  The concept of the
Clinton Administration dumping crap on people is not farfetched.

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