He: Actor (Cheers)
She: Actress (All is Forgiven)
First Met: "At a high-stakes poker game in which Carol was the big winner."
First Date: "Immediately subsequent to that. I wanted to win my money back."
First Night Together: "Immediately subsequent to that."
Our Song: "Mein Hut der Hat Drei Ecken (My Hat That Has Three Corners)"
First Fight: "We don't fight, because of our difference. Perhaps if Carol were a little smaller..."
Favorite Pastime: "Carol plays the harpsichord, and I, enchanted, dance in circles."
Secret for Happiness "Carol plays the harpsichord and I, enchanted..."

The article is accompanied by a fourth fifth page color photo of Woody Harrelson leaning back on a Kawasaki motorcyle, holding an apple in his lowered right hand, while Carol Kane lays on top of him with her chin on his lower chest, with frizzy hair, looking intently at him.